ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...
SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist and says, "Could you taste this for me, please?"
The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the pharmacist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy.
"The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
Police : where do you live?
Santa : with my parents.
Police : where does your parents live?
Santa : with me
Police : where do you all live?
Santa : together
Police : where is your house?
Santa : next to my neighbors house
Police : where is your neighbors house?
Santa : if i tell you you wont believe me.
Police : tell me
Santa : next to my house!
Watson, a longtime sales representative became dissatisfied with his career and decided to become a police officer.
Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new job.
"Well," he replied, "the pay isn't great and the hours are long, but one thing I really like is that the customer is always wrong.!
After graduating from law school and passing the bar exam, Earl Schein went to work for his father. Several years later, the elder Schein retired and Earl took over his father's practice.
One evening, in a mood of obvious elation, he rushed to his father's home.
"Dad, I've got great news," he shouted. "I settled that old Anderson suit at last."
"Settled it!" cried the astonished father.
"Why, I gave you that case as an annuity for life