A Political Joke

Q: What clothes does the politicians love to wear?

A: Poll-yester clothes.

Q: Which dance do politicians love?

A: The Poll dance!

Q: What's the politician's favourite sport?

A: Poll vault.

Q: Where do Politicians send their kids?

A: To Poll-y technic colleges.

Q: What's the politician's favourite game?

A; Poll-O!

Q: What's the politician's best loved virtue?

A: Poll-iteness!

Peeing In The Pool Joke

Little Johnny was at a public pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!''

Little Johnny replied, ''But everybody does it!''

''Yaa! but, not from the diving board!''

Void - Funny Kids Joke

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's house for lunch.

He mentioned that his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

Where To Pee - Joke

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water.

One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp.

Unfortunately, the genie and could only grant one wish.

The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.

With a poof! the wish was granted.

While the drinking to their full, one of the men expressed his concern:

"Dammit! Now we have to pee in the boat!"

Bad Dancer Joke

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Insect In Beer Joke

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.

American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.

Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.