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Penal Charges - Dentist Joke

A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." 

The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" 

"Yes," replied the dentist, "but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!"

Funny Husband Wife Joke

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. 

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

What To Do When Internet Is Down - Funny Infographic

This is what you should do when your internet goes down.

Own Sandwiches - Hilarious Joke

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.



Credit Card Signature - Funny Joke

True story sent by a reader: 

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. 

When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.