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Little Johnny Knows The Truth

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. 

The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

New Drug For Husbands Joke

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...

ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...

SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...

SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...

WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...

SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...

FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.

Sugar Test - Funny Joke

One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the pharmacist and says, "Could you taste this for me, please?"

The pharmacist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the pharmacist.

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy.

"The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."

Santa's Interrogation Joke

Santa's replies to the questions asked by the police officer.

Police : where do you live?

Santa : with my parents.

Police : where does your parents live?

Santa : with me

Police : where do you all live?

Santa : together

Police : where is your house?

Santa : next to my neighbors house

Police : where is your neighbors house?

Santa : if i tell you you wont believe me.

Police : tell me

Santa : next to my house!

Career Change - Funny Joke

Watson, a longtime sales representative became dissatisfied with his career and decided to become a police officer.

Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new job.

"Well," he replied, "the pay isn't great and the hours are long, but one thing I really like is that the customer is always wrong.!

Annuity For Life Joke

After graduating from law school and passing the bar exam, Earl Schein went to work for his father. Several years later, the elder Schein retired and Earl took over his father's practice.

One evening, in a mood of obvious elation, he rushed to his father's home.

"Dad, I've got great news," he shouted. "I settled that old Anderson suit at last."

"Settled it!" cried the astonished father.

"Why, I gave you that case as an annuity for life