The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference